I just used the phrase “swimming in the proverbial deep end” to describe why I don’t normally date virgins.

tastefullyoffensive:

Mankind’s greatest invention. [video]

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whoreos420:

YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME LIKE SERIOUSLY LIGHT ALWAYS IS LIKE “WHY DO PEOPLE SUSPECT ME”

MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE YOU STARE AT THEM LIKE THIS LIGHT I MEAN MAYBE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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averypottermormon:

honorarytenenbaum:

fili-kili-at-your-service:

a-tumbler-of-ice-and-fire:

What a boss

AND IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

NO ONE’S GEEK GAME IS STRONGER THAN COLBERT’S GEEK GAME.

there may be a day I stop reblogging this, but today is not that day

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mythologyofmyname:

So much.

mythologyofmyname:

So much.

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culturedwind:

“As a lotus flower is born in water, grows in water and rises out of water to stand above it unsoiled, so I, born in the world, raised in the world having overcome the world, live unsoiled by the world” —Buddha 

culturedwind:

“As a lotus flower is born in water, grows in water and rises out of water to stand above it unsoiled, so I, born in the world, raised in the world having overcome the world, live unsoiled by the world” —Buddha 

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Reblog if you say “fuck” more than 5 times a day.

steamdragon:

fireplaceproblems:

cosplay-in-the-usa:

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You mean there are people that don’t?

I thought everyone did

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